双语笑话|Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别吸烟

A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!""Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的患者，当大夫传唤他时，他满面愁容的说：大夫，如何解决？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！大夫回答他說：喔..没关系啦！记得这几天不要吸烟！