双语笑话|Who Is This 你是哪一个？

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation^{1 and understanding of my unique problems.}

When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany（连祷，冗长故事） of frustrations^{2 with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, O.K., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?}

我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不一样的大学念书。历程了太多的危机，也厌倦了遭到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家打了个电话，就我独有些问题寻求安慰和理解。

父亲接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学日常的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，父亲说：好啦，亲爱的...目前，第一告诉我，你是哪一个？